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The ‘Troy Aikman v. Redskins’ Chronicles, Part I
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| Dear Troy, Stop calling my team’s games. |
So the Redskins have played some pretty high profile games thus far this season, and because of that, they have also gotten each television networks “A” squad play-by-play crew. Sounds awesome, as you would expect to hear some good analysis from the best each network has to offer.
Except it’s not awesome, thanks to one Troy Aikman, of course. Skins fans know he is biased against the Skins, so that point is really not up for debate. What I’d like to do is review some of the more egregious comments made this season by Mr. Aikman in what hopes to start a petition to get him off Skins games forever.
Because it’s just getting ridiculous at this point.
Let’s Review:
Packers Game:
The situation: Joe and Troy were talking about the Redskins trading a high round draft pick to get Donovan and how the Redskins are apparently in ‘wait and see’ mode regarding his contract extension:
Aikman: “”I think you’re right on that, because there hasn’t [been a long term deal yet], but yet they gave up a second round pick for him, and that’s kind of been the way the Redskins do things…..The fact that they gave up a second rounder well make you think ‘Okay, they’re gonna sign him, and keep him around [for 3 or 4 years]‘, but they gave up a 2nd rounder [in 2008] for Jason Taylor and he was one and done”
Reaction: The last sentence pretty much ruins the entire statement. How could he even compare trading for a potential franchise QB for the next 3-4 years to a defensive end who didn’t fit the system from Day 1? Really Troy? And as for the ‘that’s how the Redskins do things’, he clearly didn’t see what happened in the offseason and how Mike and Bruce went about building the roster. I love how he always tries to lump this regime with all the other Snyder regimes as just ‘same old same old’. Speaking of same old same old….
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| Skins fans get it already |
That’d be the now obligatory Dan Snyder Fail graphic/montage. This isn’t so much a FOX thing as it seems to come up with almost every Redskins broadcast. Yes, we get it, Snyder has not had success with his hiring and firing of big names coaches.
Troy then added his insight by saying “and Norv Turner was a coach Dan Snyder inherited, he was hired by Jack Kent Cooke, and he was the one who had the most success”.There ya go, Troy, always sticking up for your boy who to this day has still proven to be a terrible head coach.
Bears Game:
The situation: On the Bears final possession of the game, after DeAngello Hall had reeled in three interceptions at that points, Jay Cutler and the Bears were driving. Aikman then gave some “wise” perspective on what he’d do in this situation.
Aikman: “I’m still a little surprised that they haven’t taken a shot at DeAngello Hall. Johnny Knox going up against Dhall and he’s playing him pretty tight,and we’ve seen him jump some routes, and we haven’t yet
seen some double moves on him”
Reaction: Judging by this comment, as well as Jay Cutler’s post game comments about how he’d still go after Hall, it appears Troy and Jay are on the same page when it comes to attacking corners who have owned you in a single game. Just keep going to that well, and sure enough, Cutler did a fourth time. Ironically on the last interception, DHall played back to prevent against the double move. I thought he didn’t do that? I thought he jumps every route he sees and is vulnerable because of that? This was not Troy’s only comment on number 23, as his other DHall comment was the one that had people scratching their heads…..
The situation: DHall just ran back a pick six on Cutler. He’s fired up, Redskins bench is fired up, and he does his standard (key word being standard) touchdown/interception celebration.
Aikman: “And at the end of this play you see DeAngello Hall, and he’s going to go to his knees and
I think this here should be a penalty for excessive celebration. They can go to a knee and point to the sky,
and that’s acceptable. But going to two knees there, I think that should be a flag”
Reaction: I have nothing to say other than this:
There has been plenty more this season thus far, the above is just the tip of the ice burg on some of the Aikman BS. I’m sure as the year goes on and the Redskins continue to be on “America’s Game of the Week”, there will be more material for this series.
Unfortunately for Redskins fans, the worst might be yet to come.
Crunching Numbers: Standout Stats
So many numbers to digest after seven weeks of Redskins football and here’s some key stats that stood out to yours truly.
136-Total number of tackles between LaRon Landry and London Fletcher thus far in 2010. Each has 68 individually and they are tied for the third most tackles in the NFL. That isn’t necessarily a great thing considering the defensive line has let too much get by them and the secondary is giving up a ton of receptions, but Landry and Fletcher are doing their jobs.
76.0-Donovan McNabb’s passer rating. He’s ranked number seven in passing yards, but he’s 24th in passer rating. Six touchdown to seven interceptions as well. He needs to lead more scoring drives.
2.6-Trips to the red zone per game. Washington is rarely sustaining drives into the red zone and you can tell by looking at their 29:25 average time of possession per game. They aren’t controlling the ball and they aren’t putting themselves into scoring position.
33.3%-When the Redskins do enter the red zone they score only a third of the time. That makes them the 30th ranked team when it comes to red zone scoring percentage. Finishing drives is essential to winning, but somehow the Redskins have gotten away without converting their red zone opportunities.
25-I already mentioned sustaining drives. The Redskins are second from the bottom when it comes to converting third down opportunities. They are moving the sticks on the “money down” just 25 percent of the time.
165-Number of rushing attempts by the team.
247-Number of passing attempts.
40/60-The offense’s run-pass ratio. Ryan Torain’s recent success might convince the coaches to start making the playcalling multi-dimensional. A solid run game would ease the pressure on McNabb.
548-Santana Moss’ receiving yards on the year. He’s on pace for over 1,200 yards. Told you guys this would be a big year for him.
276-Anthony Armstrong’s receiving yards on the year. He’s the second-leading wide receiver on the squad, and the drop-off is apparent on paper and on the field. Armstrong is fast and makes tough catches, but he has yet to be a consistent starter on the outside.
3-Number of punters the Redskins have used this year. Josh Bidwell was a huge letdown and Graham Gano kicked a game when Bidwell injured himself in pregame warmups against St. Louis. The Redskins finally got wise and brought back Hunter Smith. All Smith has done is nail nine of his 21 punts inside the 20. Plus, he limited Devin Hester to one return last week.
40-Number of punts. Only one team has more (Chicago).
+8-The Redskins are dominating in terms of turnover differential and last week they have six takeaways to three turnovers. It made a huge difference just as it usually does. Now if the offense could capitalize off the turnovers…
17-The total number of takeaways the Redskins had last season. It’s also the amount they have after seven games this season. Jim Haslett is making his mark.
8-Fred Davis probably figured to have more than eight catches this season. Too bad Chris Cooley has been the featured tight end and Mike Shanahan hasn’t used two tight end sets to the extent we thought he would. Eight is also the number of receptions Antwaan Randle El has with Pittsburgh this year. Speaking of punt returning (or lack thereof)…
14.7-Brandon Banks’ average on punt returns. Never expected to see a double digit average on punt returns again. Of course Banks brings talent to the equation at punt returner. Randle El lacked that aspect in his game.
Need Exercise? Watch the Redskins Play Football.
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| (Praisin’ The Lord we’re 4-3)/(AP) |
When I watch the games each week with a group of fellow Skins fans, we usually get pretty pumped and emotional, but this year has been over the top. I’ve never seen this much leg shaking, pacing, deep breaths, hand clutching, sweating, and random swearing in my tenure as a Skins fan. I remember going to bed after the Dallas game physically exhausted. It’s been that kind of year.
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| (I feel your pain, Mike)(AP) |
This past week they decided to throw in some comedic value for us Redskins fans. After a decent looking first half (decent by this year’s standards), the game went into all out butterball mode by both teams. I wanted to wash my eyes immediately. By the time DeAngello Hall caught his record-tying fourth interception, I just laughed and shook my head and thought ‘No one is going to wanna remember this game except DHall’.
I’ve just accepted that this is what the 2010 season will be. The entire year, no matter what team the Redskins play. You may not like the way it looks, but they are getting it done. Better to work out the kinks while winning rather than the reverse. In a wide open NFC this year, you never know what can happen down the stretch if the Skins are still in it.
So the lesson learned in Week 7 for the Redskins?
Embrace the Redskins approach of winning butt ugly “playing 60 minutes”.
Embrace the heart attack.
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DeAngelo Hall Fuels A Redskins Win Over The Chicago Bears
Redskins Vs. Bears: Fourth Quarter Analysis
3:36-I dare not praise another Redskin. Ryan Torain had 58 yards on the latest Redskins drive and Donovan McNabb did not attempt a pass. Yet he fumbles inside the Bear 30 and the Redskins come up with nothing.
3:44-Graham Gano’s missed field goal could very well spell a rash of kicker tryouts this week. It was makeable 37-yarder in a close game in the fourth quarter. Not a good time to miss one. McNabb continues his brutal second half performance as he comes nowhere close to completing a key pass to Moss in the end zone. I’m not for putting in Rex Grossman, but McNabb isn’t meriting an extension with games like this.
3:56-Time for one final drive by the Redskins defense. They make this and their great effort will be remembered fondly. The offense certainly isn’t doing them any favors late in fourth.
3:59-DeAngelo Hall has four picks in one half. I rip on the guy a lot, but there are games such as this one where he shows why the ‘Skins paid him $56 million. I mean what a catch and subsequent 92-yard interception return for a touchdown.
Also as a little postscript, the Redskins managed 121 yards on the ground. The Bears were ranked third in the NFL in rushing defense and were giving up just 84 yards a game. If Ryan Torain didn’t fumble twice to cloud matters, I’d say the Redskins might have found a back for the rest of the year.
Redskins Vs. Bears: Third Quarter Analysis
3:14-Just a putrid quarter for Washington. The defense continues to be it’s resilient self as they stop Jay Cutler on the goal line and force a fumble. He might have been in, but no challenge and The Redskins hold on.
Donovan McNabb is having an awful day after throwing his second pick. He’s 14-28, 174 yards, a TD pass, and two interceptions. He is out of synce and unable to move the chains consistently. The offensive line hasn’t been flawless, but they aren’t getting completely worked over either. This one is on him.
3:30-DeAngelo Hall has two picks in this quarter. For as much as I detest his soft coverage, he does have great ball skills and his touchdown is the second one of the year. Another well-timed touchdown with the Redskins struggling to generate points.
Still the defense is starting to bend quite a bit. the Bears have made a pair of trips deep into Redskins territory this half. Cutler has managed to ruin both, making this a battle between two teams with self-destructive signalcallers.
Redskins Vs. Bears: Halftime Analysis
Oh my, where to start. Washington should be winning this game by multiple scores yet they trail Chicago 14-10 at the half. Washington has 176 yards to the Bears’ 84. Until the Bears final drive of the half they had one first down.
The Redskins have controlled field position, starting around midfield on the bulk of their possessions. However, they weren’t able to finish two drives. One ended with McNabb’s INT and the other stalled and led to a field goal.
With the way the defense handled Cutler (with the exception of the final drive), this one is on the offense for not taking advantage of their opportunities. Ryan Torain has had mixed success running the ball, and several receivers have dropped key passes.
The offense hasn’t been in sync all year, and McNabb has been erratic again today. He has missed receivers and the drops have provided a bad combination of offensive inefficiency.
Defensively, LaRon Landry and Albert Haynesworth are having strong games and the Redskins have sacked Jay Cutler three times. Haynesworth has a sack and several solid penetrations. He’s been good today.
The Bears seem to be shortening Cutler’s dropbacks to alleviate the defensive pressure and it worked on the final drive. Washington needs to tighten up defensively after giving up a touchdown to give the Bears the lead.
Redskins Vs. Bears: First Quarter Analysis
1:27-Sorry I’m late today. Just got back from New York.
The Redskins third drive is a promising one until Donovan McNabb refused to take a sack off a blitz. That was an uncharacteristic, but it happened and now the Redskins are in a 7-0 off of a careless mistake. With the lack of points, Washington can’t afford to give up easy touchdowns.
This game is vital to the Redskins and I would say it’s the most important game of the year to date. The game is very winnable after a brutal three game stretch where the Redskins took two. The ‘Skins are down a game to Philly and the Giants and they can’t lose ground especially in a week where they should win.
1:39-McNabb shakes off the interception and gets the Redskins down the field to tie it up with a Moss TD. Gotta say the more I see of Ryan Torain the more I think he could be a workhorse back for this team. He breaks tackles like it’s his job (well it is) and when he gets going downfield, he’s one tough runner.
Chicago has negative yards of offense. This shouldn’t be that close.
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